Meanwhile, in Canada...

What is the difference between Canada and the United States of America?

Canadian serial killers are prettier.

World peacekeeping.  Not world policeman.

Competition, not conflict.

As an affluent, high-tech industrial society in the trillion-dollar class, Canada is th USA's largest foreign supplier of energy including oil, electricity gas, uranium combined with precious metals foodstuffs...
and more.

Canada has never lost a war it has need in, ever.
No ties, no stalemates, no break-evens.  Straight victories.

Canada and the USA don't speak the same English language.
colour . colour, favour . favor, centre . center, thermometre . thermometer, etc.

One has lots of beaver and less Bush.

Canada, minimal terrorism.

The Maple Leaf proudly worn around the world.

 

Los Angeles advertised as the safest bog city in the USA with only 300 murders last year.
In the meantime Guelph Ontario residents are alarmed at their increasing violent crime rates; they had a murder this year.

Canadian politicians look cool in buckskins.

In the USA the pedestrian gets injured or killed dies when struck my a motor vehicle.
In Canada the driver gets injured or killed when striking a pedestrian.

The USA's favorite pastime, baseball.
Canada's favorite pastime... beer.

What happens after eleven months of rain in Vancouver?
It's summer !!!

USA, zero-tolerance States
Canada, liberal laws.

Violent crimes such as carjackings happen in the USA.
Hmmm.  Okay, lousy comparison.

USA, Smokey the Bear.
Meanwhile, in Canada... "The story began about three weeks ago, when police raided a grow-op near the southern Interior town of Christina Lake. On the property, they found about 1,000 marijuana plants and about a dozen friendly black bears.
Police suspect the operators of the grow-op had been feeding the bears dog food in order to get them to hang around and guard the grow-op. Police confiscated the marijuana and took it to a police locker in nearby Grand Forks to hold as evidence.
A few days later, however, they received what turned out to be a fake emergency call, and while they were out responding, someone broke into the locker and stole the pot, according to Sgt. Jim Harrison.

USA, Jersey Shore.
Canada, Road Hockey Rumble.

Meh.
Blame Canada.